Dad #1
the loud one
Mic in one hand, bad idea in the other. Will absolutely tell that story you promised your in-laws would stay buried.
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Late-night talks you don't tell the babysitter about. Three dads trading stories straight through the wormhole.
After the kids are asleep
the portal opens
Three dads. One green wormhole somewhere between the garage workbench and the multiverse. Every week we trade fatherhood war stories, half-baked conspiracies, and the kind of unfiltered late-night talk you save for after bedtime — broadcast straight from whatever dimension the show ends up on this episode.
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The Dads
Suit up. Sunglasses on. Keep the noise down so nobody wakes up.
Dad #2
the philosopher
Black suit. Black shades. Asks the question nobody wanted answered out loud at 2:00 in the morning.
Dad #3
the closer
Hands folded, plotting. The reason the portal stays open past midnight and the reason we haven't been canceled yet.
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what listeners say
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“My wife thinks I'm putting the toddler down. I've actually been in the dark for 45 minutes listening to Terrence Howard theories with headphones.”
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